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SW BATTLE INTERACTION: Han Solo vs PART 1

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Han Solo:   Turns out you’re my father in law.

Anakin:   Uhhh you sure about that?

Han Solo:   Hey, I’m not happy about this either.

Anakin:   You don’t believe in the Jedi?

Han Solo:   Takes more than glowing swords to surprise me.

Anakin:   Then prepare to be surprised!

Han Solo:   You aren’t a man until you fight a real one.

Luke:   Sounds good, you know one?

Han Solo:   Ok, now this is personal.

Luke:   I don’t wanna hurt you, Han.

Han Solo:   It’s funny you actually think that.

Luke:   Let the record show you asked for this.

Han Solo:   I have a really bad feeling about this.

Leia:   You should.

Han Solo:   I think my heart skipped when you said that.

Leia:   Consider this an act of treason.

Han Solo:   I’ll have you know, princess, you’re the one who wanted to spar.

Leia:   Oh I plan to do more than that.

Han Solo:   You really who they say you are?

Grandmaster Luke:   You find that so hard to believe, Han?

Han Solo:   Yeah, like why would Luke have a stupid beard like that?

Grandmaster Luke:   There is so much I want to tell you.

Han Solo:   And what would that be?

Grandmaster Luke:   Beat me and I might just tell you.

Han Solo:   I don’t plan on making the same mistakes twice.

Kylo Ren:   It’s already too late for that.

Han Solo:   Heh, you really are my son.

Kylo Ren:   It’s time to kill you again.

Han Solo:   Sorry to disappoint you if I have a different idea.

Kylo Ren:   This time, you’ll stay dead!

Han Solo:   Your apprentice was a good man.

Qui-Gon:   You knew him?

Han Solo:   Heh, one of the reasons I’m alive.

Qui-Gon:   Let’s not do this, son.

Han Solo:   You kidding? You’re the one holding the laser sword.

Qui-Gon:   Not all Jedi rely on violence.

Han Solo:   That you, old man?

Obi-Wan:   You clearly have me confused for another.

Han Solo:   I don’t know….made any crappy deals lately?

Obi-Wan:   I’m not too fond of smugglers.

Han Solo:   Yeah well I’m not too fond of Jedi.

Obi-Wan:   Let’s compare notes, shall we?

Han Solo:   Aren’t you suppose to be dead?

Ben:   You have so much to learn of the force, Han Solo.

Han Solo:   Again with that crap?

Ben:   I see great thinks in your future, Han Solo.

Han Solo:   My future is pretty laid out for me.

Ben:   You must learn that you can’t control everything.

Han Solo:   And you are?

Han Solo:   Han Solo, I fly the Millennium Falcon.

Han Solo:   Eh, I feel like I say it better.

Han Solo:   You a shapeshifter?

Han Solo:   100% real as it gets.

Han Solo:   Let’s fire a few just to be sure.

Han Solo:   I still can’t believe you wanna do this.

Chewbacca:   (Growls)

Han Solo:   Alright, fine, lets do this.

Chewbacca:   (Roars)

Han Solo:   You take that back!

Chewbacca:  (Chuckles)

Han Solo:   You gotta be kidding me!

(FA) Han Solo:   Come on, we’ve seen worse.

Han Solo:   Fine, I’ll give ya that.

(FA) Han Solo:   Leave this life, it isn't worth it.

Han Solo:   Don’t tell me Leia actually convinced us.

(FA) Han Solo:   As much as I hate to admit it, she was right from the start!

Han Solo:   I find it hard to believe that you’re a Jedi Master.

Yoda:   Judge me by my size, do you?

Han Solo:   That, and I don’t trust little green men.

Yoda:   Clouded, your future is.

Han Solo:   Do all you guys say weird crap?

Yoda:   So much to learn, you have.
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