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Han Solo: Turns out you’re my father in law.
Anakin: Uhhh you sure about that?
Han Solo: Hey, I’m not happy about this either.
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Anakin: You don’t believe in the Jedi?
Han Solo: Takes more than glowing swords to surprise me.
Anakin: Then prepare to be surprised!
—
Han Solo: You aren’t a man until you fight a real one.
Luke: Sounds good, you know one?
Han Solo: Ok, now this is personal.
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Luke: I don’t wanna hurt you, Han.
Han Solo: It’s funny you actually think that.
Luke: Let the record show you asked for this.
—
Han Solo: I have a really bad feeling about this.
Leia: You should.
Han Solo: I think my heart skipped when you said that.
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Leia: Consider this an act of treason.
Han Solo: I’ll have you know, princess, you’re the one who wanted to spar.
Leia: Oh I plan to do more than that.
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Han Solo: You really who they say you are?
Grandmaster Luke: You find that so hard to believe, Han?
Han Solo: Yeah, like why would Luke have a stupid beard like that?
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Grandmaster Luke: There is so much I want to tell you.
Han Solo: And what would that be?
Grandmaster Luke: Beat me and I might just tell you.
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Han Solo: I don’t plan on making the same mistakes twice.
Kylo Ren: It’s already too late for that.
Han Solo: Heh, you really are my son.
—
Kylo Ren: It’s time to kill you again.
Han Solo: Sorry to disappoint you if I have a different idea.
Kylo Ren: This time, you’ll stay dead!
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Han Solo: Your apprentice was a good man.
Qui-Gon: You knew him?
Han Solo: Heh, one of the reasons I’m alive.
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Qui-Gon: Let’s not do this, son.
Han Solo: You kidding? You’re the one holding the laser sword.
Qui-Gon: Not all Jedi rely on violence.
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Han Solo: That you, old man?
Obi-Wan: You clearly have me confused for another.
Han Solo: I don’t know….made any crappy deals lately?
—
Obi-Wan: I’m not too fond of smugglers.
Han Solo: Yeah well I’m not too fond of Jedi.
Obi-Wan: Let’s compare notes, shall we?
—
Han Solo: Aren’t you suppose to be dead?
Ben: You have so much to learn of the force, Han Solo.
Han Solo: Again with that crap?
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Ben: I see great thinks in your future, Han Solo.
Han Solo: My future is pretty laid out for me.
Ben: You must learn that you can’t control everything.
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Han Solo: And you are?
Han Solo: Han Solo, I fly the Millennium Falcon.
Han Solo: Eh, I feel like I say it better.
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Han Solo: You a shapeshifter?
Han Solo: 100% real as it gets.
Han Solo: Let’s fire a few just to be sure.
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Han Solo: I still can’t believe you wanna do this.
Chewbacca: (Growls)
Han Solo: Alright, fine, lets do this.
—
Chewbacca: (Roars)
Han Solo: You take that back!
Chewbacca: (Chuckles)
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Han Solo: You gotta be kidding me!
(FA) Han Solo: Come on, we’ve seen worse.
Han Solo: Fine, I’ll give ya that.
—
(FA) Han Solo: Leave this life, it isn't worth it.
Han Solo: Don’t tell me Leia actually convinced us.
(FA) Han Solo: As much as I hate to admit it, she was right from the start!
—
Han Solo: I find it hard to believe that you’re a Jedi Master.
Yoda: Judge me by my size, do you?
Han Solo: That, and I don’t trust little green men.
—
Yoda: Clouded, your future is.
Han Solo: Do all you guys say weird crap?
Yoda: So much to learn, you have.
Anakin: Uhhh you sure about that?
Han Solo: Hey, I’m not happy about this either.
—
Anakin: You don’t believe in the Jedi?
Han Solo: Takes more than glowing swords to surprise me.
Anakin: Then prepare to be surprised!
—
Han Solo: You aren’t a man until you fight a real one.
Luke: Sounds good, you know one?
Han Solo: Ok, now this is personal.
—
Luke: I don’t wanna hurt you, Han.
Han Solo: It’s funny you actually think that.
Luke: Let the record show you asked for this.
—
Han Solo: I have a really bad feeling about this.
Leia: You should.
Han Solo: I think my heart skipped when you said that.
—
Leia: Consider this an act of treason.
Han Solo: I’ll have you know, princess, you’re the one who wanted to spar.
Leia: Oh I plan to do more than that.
—
Han Solo: You really who they say you are?
Grandmaster Luke: You find that so hard to believe, Han?
Han Solo: Yeah, like why would Luke have a stupid beard like that?
—
Grandmaster Luke: There is so much I want to tell you.
Han Solo: And what would that be?
Grandmaster Luke: Beat me and I might just tell you.
—
Han Solo: I don’t plan on making the same mistakes twice.
Kylo Ren: It’s already too late for that.
Han Solo: Heh, you really are my son.
—
Kylo Ren: It’s time to kill you again.
Han Solo: Sorry to disappoint you if I have a different idea.
Kylo Ren: This time, you’ll stay dead!
—
Han Solo: Your apprentice was a good man.
Qui-Gon: You knew him?
Han Solo: Heh, one of the reasons I’m alive.
—
Qui-Gon: Let’s not do this, son.
Han Solo: You kidding? You’re the one holding the laser sword.
Qui-Gon: Not all Jedi rely on violence.
—
Han Solo: That you, old man?
Obi-Wan: You clearly have me confused for another.
Han Solo: I don’t know….made any crappy deals lately?
—
Obi-Wan: I’m not too fond of smugglers.
Han Solo: Yeah well I’m not too fond of Jedi.
Obi-Wan: Let’s compare notes, shall we?
—
Han Solo: Aren’t you suppose to be dead?
Ben: You have so much to learn of the force, Han Solo.
Han Solo: Again with that crap?
—
Ben: I see great thinks in your future, Han Solo.
Han Solo: My future is pretty laid out for me.
Ben: You must learn that you can’t control everything.
—
Han Solo: And you are?
Han Solo: Han Solo, I fly the Millennium Falcon.
Han Solo: Eh, I feel like I say it better.
—
Han Solo: You a shapeshifter?
Han Solo: 100% real as it gets.
Han Solo: Let’s fire a few just to be sure.
—
Han Solo: I still can’t believe you wanna do this.
Chewbacca: (Growls)
Han Solo: Alright, fine, lets do this.
—
Chewbacca: (Roars)
Han Solo: You take that back!
Chewbacca: (Chuckles)
—
Han Solo: You gotta be kidding me!
(FA) Han Solo: Come on, we’ve seen worse.
Han Solo: Fine, I’ll give ya that.
—
(FA) Han Solo: Leave this life, it isn't worth it.
Han Solo: Don’t tell me Leia actually convinced us.
(FA) Han Solo: As much as I hate to admit it, she was right from the start!
—
Han Solo: I find it hard to believe that you’re a Jedi Master.
Yoda: Judge me by my size, do you?
Han Solo: That, and I don’t trust little green men.
—
Yoda: Clouded, your future is.
Han Solo: Do all you guys say weird crap?
Yoda: So much to learn, you have.
A smuggler meeting some of the legends
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