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SW BATTLE INTERACTION: Han Solo vs PART 2

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Han Solo:   I'm getting a bad vibe from you.

Darth Maul:   You should.

Han Solo:   And already I'm regretting this.

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Darth Maul:   What would you like your final words to be?

Han Solo:   I always thought "Best Pilot in the Galaxy" had a nice ring to it.

Darth Maul:   Perhaps you'd prefer "have mercy!"

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Han Solo:   Oh great, another Jedi.

Mace Windu:   On your knees, smuggler.

Han Solo:   Over my dead body!

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Mace Windu:   You know how this'll end.

Han Solo:   We must have two different ideals then.

Mace Windu:   You're braver than most.

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Han Solo:   I once had a crazy encounter with a Kel Dor once.

Plo Koon:   Crazy how?

Han Solo:   Three destroyed ships, and a massive hangover.

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Plo Koon:   I can sense your tension.

Han Solo:   Don't do that, thats just weird.

Plo Koon:   And now its rising.

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Han Solo:   Well hello there.~

Ahsoka:   Show some respect when appearing before a Jedi!

Han Solo:   Can't blame a guy for trying.

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Ahsoka:   You're coming with me.

Han Solo:   And what makes you think that, sweetheart?

Ahsoka:   Allow me to persuade you.

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Han Solo:   Outta my way, old man.

Count Dooku:   Your body will never be found.

Han Solo:   Like I haven't heard that before.

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Count Dooku:   You'd be wise to leave, smuggler.

Han Solo:   We all gotta make pay somehow.

Count Dooku:   Consider this your final job.

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Han Solo:   Heard you're quite the bounty hunter.

Ventress:   You can't afford me, darling.

Han Solo:   Who said I wanna hire you?

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Ventress:   Jabba sends his regards.

Han Solo:   We can talk about this.

Ventress:   Don't bother.

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Han Solo:   Boba Fett?

Jango:   What do you have against my son?

Han Solo:   Ok, wasn't expecting that.

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Jango:   Do I know you?

Han Solo:   No....but I know you, Fett.

Jango:   Not for long.

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Han Solo:   Can't take a hit, can you Fett?

Boba:   I won't stop until your head is mine!

Han Solo:   You need a new hobby.

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Boba:   Games up, Solo.

Han Solo:   I'm just getting started.

Boba:   Keep telling yourself that.

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Han Solo:   Cad Bane.

Cad Bane:   Solo.

Han Solo:   How about a little target practice?

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Cad Bane:   I always admired your ship.

Han Solo:   You must have a death wish.

Cad Bane:   I'm going to enjoy this.

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(Clone Wars) Darth Sidious:   You never should've come here.

Han Solo:   Have something against me?

(Clone Wars) Darth Sidious:   You could say that.

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Han Solo:   I'm sick of you, Sith.

(Clone Wars) Darth Sidious:   Oh I am more than simply, Sith.

Han Solo:   You could be God, I still don't care.

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Han Solo:   It's over, your majesty.

Emperor:   Don't be so sure, smuggler.

Han Solo:   That's Mr. Smuggler to you, gramps!

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Emperor:   I'm going to enjoy killing you in front of your precious princess.

Han Solo:   You stay the hell away from her, you shriveled old freak!

Emperor:   Your anger....it is strong!

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Han Solo:   That old man meant alot to Luke.

Darth Vader:   You have no idea who he really was, smuggler.

Han Solo:   Doesn't matter, I'm still gonna blow that bucket off your head.

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Darth Vader:   Submit to your end.

Han Solo:   Let me think about it, nut job.......no.

Darth Vader:   Your death will be quite pleasing.
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